Frosty and Jude CRAPPYpastaNOTE: This pasta was spawned out of sheer boredom and loads of negative creativity. I, in no way shape or form, would EVER submit something as atrocious as this horrendous failure for any purpose other than for the lulz.Frosty and Jude CRAPPYpasta by FrostFoxGirl
I know that just about every single theme in the troll pasta is either stolen or is a completely idiotic idea altogether.
Just so you know, I can and do write what i would believe to be good Pokemon CreepyPasta, and this is certainly not to be taken seriously. I really hope I don't lose too many watchers because of this -_-"
JUDE HAS SOME SHIZ TO SAY: Even though I contributed a bit, I am in no way proud of this spectacle you now see before you. I usually do Beatles/Homestuck art, and to be completely honest, I'm not really sure what a lot of the creepy pastas are about. But, I can say that if you get a good laugh out of this, that's great; if not then you quite literally have no soul. I hope you enjoy the rest of your meaningless existence
I'm just trying to get Premium Membership with points, I suppose
It doesn't matter if you donate, this widget's just here, is all. If you do, THANK YOU THANK YOU OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN I USED TO. EXCESSIVELY SO. You don't even have to donate a lot. Just one point is fine
Unless you...want to pay? xD
Hey, it's Jude! I'm a HUGE Beatles, Pink Floyd, Homestuck, and Seinfeld fan. I dig cereal and Thick n' Creamy Yoplait yogurt. My favorite licorice is Darrell Lea, and I'm not really any religion!
I am also accepting requests and/or commissions! (In the event that someone might possibly want one ._. )
So, yeah! Feel free to talk to me! I won't bite.
People who are undoubtedly amazing:
Just so you know, I also love you ♥
Plz accounts I manage:
<JudeBarrett> Guys, I've been in this chat for so many hours, it's insane! And I haven't said a word in 7 hours!
<themoosetaco> JudeBarrett: HOLY SHIT IT LIVES!
PCG: YES, HILARIOUS.
PCG: I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE TO BELIEVE YOU BECAUSE SKEPTICISM IN THIS SITUATION IS FOR IDIOTS RIGHT?
PCG: IF I SAID "YEAH RIGHT! IF THERE'S A DRINKER IN THIS HIVE I'LL EAT MY COCOON!" I'D BE LIKE THE DUMB LUSUS IN THE MOVIE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE THE KID WHEN HE TELLS IT THERE'S A RAINBOW DRINKER IN THE CLOSET.
PCG: SO I GUESS BY REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY I SHOULD NOT BE THAT DUMBASS, YELL "OH FUCK", AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET IN THE SCUTTLEBUGGY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Dave being a douche about Terezi's blindness:
TG: i dont know what it smells like or tastes like
TG: but i sure as hell know what it looks like
TG: like a fuckin symphony on my retinas
TG: shit is beautiful like a little vermilion picnic on my hands
TG: every day i open my eyes i find poetry in even the simplest things
TG: just one of those little joys in life you take for granted you know
TG: this miraculous gift of vision
TG: i could give myself a hernia trying to be as big a douche as that guy
TG: i could try but it would wind up like a motorcycle stunt gone horribly wrong
TG: my broken body would flop and tumble around like a rag doll
TG: and yet as much as that guys the tooliest dude i could ever hope to meet he and i would still get along famously
TG: cause we can both see
TG: just him and me
TG: havin a see party
TG: like a couple of eagle eyed bros peepin shit up into the wee hours
GC: C4N 1 COM3 TO YOUR S33 P4RTY?
TG: i guess but youll have to be careful not to stumble around bumping into all the gorgeous masterpieces hanging around everywhere
TG: god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there
GC: 4T TH3 V3RY L34ST, YOU COULD M4K3 SUR3 1T 1S 4 PL34S4NT D3M1S3 1NST34D OF SOM3TH1NG N4ST13R >:]
TG: this shit youre doing now
TG: this is the morbid shit i was talking about
TG: its not anywhere near as endearing as you probably think
TG: even when you bracket smile after it
TG: like ok you said something fucked up but hey theres a cute face my heart just fucking melted
CG: SHE'D BE DOING ME A MAJOR PERSONAL SOLID BY MAKING AT LEAST SOME ATTEMPT TO GET HERSELF OFF.
CG: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
CG: I MEANT LET HERSELF OFF.
CG: THE HOOK. THE FUCKING HOOK, IT'S A FIGURE OF GODDAMN SPEECH.
EB: /raises eyebrows
CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.
EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible.
EB: and now there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!!
EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something.
EB: in the sky.
EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!!
TG: oh man
TG: how big is it
EB: i dunno.
EB: big, i guess.
EB: i gotta go!
EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up.
TG: like the size of texas
TG: or just rhode island
TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: OH SHIT
TG: anyway later
^^^^ Gamzee talks to Dave for the first time. My brain explodes.
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